Una de las webs que visito con más asiduidad es la de UrbanDictionary. Normalmente lo hago para empaparme del slang norteamericano y entender un poco mejor la música que oigo o las series que veo, pero en ocasiones me pongo a navegar por la web sin buscar ninguna palabra en particular. Y es que me parto la caja leyendo las definiciones y ejemplos que mandan algunos usuarios. Aquí pongo mi TOP10, no necesariamente por orden de preferencia:
1. Masturdating
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
“Dude I saw No Country For Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating”
2. Cheeta Girls
Fat people who think their sexxy when there really not. pethitic people who think they can sing and dance, but can't do anythink to save their fucking life.
“That girl emily, shes one of the fatest cheeta girls i've ever seen!”
3. Boom Shakalaka
The sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.
“When Tim Duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison, "BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!"
4. Jonas Brother
An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.
“Dude, look at Scott over there”
“What a fucking Jonas Brother”
5. PlayStation 3
A fucking exspensive but state of the art game console.
“Dude #1: Look I got a Playstation 3!”
“Dude #2: Cool! Can I play?”
“Dude #1: No this thing costs more than you”
6. XBox 360
A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of War sucks, and same to Halo.
“Bill: Hey, I just bought a xbox 360”
“Tom : Really? Let's go play”
“Bill: Sorry, it broke already”
“Tom: WTF”
7. Virgin
A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
“I am a virgin because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns”
8. COD diet
When you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much Call of Duty
“Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?”
“Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet”
9. Mero Mero
Spanish slang for the best, the top, the greatest. Can also be can be used to refer to a leader of a group. can also say mera mera when refering to a femenim subject.
“There was no way to talk to the Don, he was the mero mero of the gang, always surrounded by his thugs”
10. Docking
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
“David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin”
1. Masturdating
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
“Dude I saw No Country For Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating”
2. Cheeta Girls
Fat people who think their sexxy when there really not. pethitic people who think they can sing and dance, but can't do anythink to save their fucking life.
“That girl emily, shes one of the fatest cheeta girls i've ever seen!”
3. Boom Shakalaka
The sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.
“When Tim Duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison, "BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!"
4. Jonas Brother
An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.
“Dude, look at Scott over there”
“What a fucking Jonas Brother”
5. PlayStation 3
A fucking exspensive but state of the art game console.
“Dude #1: Look I got a Playstation 3!”
“Dude #2: Cool! Can I play?”
“Dude #1: No this thing costs more than you”
6. XBox 360
A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of War sucks, and same to Halo.
“Bill: Hey, I just bought a xbox 360”
“Tom : Really? Let's go play”
“Bill: Sorry, it broke already”
“Tom: WTF”
7. Virgin
A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
“I am a virgin because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns”
8. COD diet
When you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much Call of Duty
“Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?”
“Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet”
9. Mero Mero
Spanish slang for the best, the top, the greatest. Can also be can be used to refer to a leader of a group. can also say mera mera when refering to a femenim subject.
“There was no way to talk to the Don, he was the mero mero of the gang, always surrounded by his thugs”
10. Docking
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
“David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin”
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